Sunday, August 8, 2010
The airline only pays for two people to check in over 100 passengers so it takes over two hours to check in and the flight is delayed. Once I check in and start through security, a guard decides that my bag is too big and I have to go back to the ticket counter and re-check. On board, we're assaulted by folk Balkan Muzak. We're served a sandwich that's an insult to the Earl -- a squishy roll filled with a piece of beef and a piece of cheese. Midway through the flight, a baby starts crying at such a high pitch, I swear I see dogs jumping up at the plane. This is not a promising start.